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ONLY IN AMERICA contains droll "reports" on some of our more unusual human activities. Sometimes frivolous, often bizarre, but never quite so improbable as they first appear, these views of life on planet Earth are always entertaining.

Contributor's Guidelines

The primary purpose of this website is to entertain and amuse without offending. The bizarre and outrageous are welcome; the offensive are not. Articles should be in the 500 to 1000 word range. Topics will be accepted or rejected solely on my judgement. Submissions will be edited for offensive language only; otherwise they will be published as received, warts and all. Your full name should accompany your submission for proper attribution.

Copyright © 2001 by Frank G. Van Atta