Only in America . . .
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Things happen. Only in America do bizarre and improbable things happen on a daily basis.

Such as . . .

Laughter may be the best medicine, but it could land you in jail . . .

New! Posted 1/3/2002

Cows and chickens don't vote, but they certainly know how to pick the candidates . . .

Posted 12/27/2001

Hyphenated names are everywhere. What happens when they get out of hand . . .

Posted 12/21/2001

Fad diets come, and fad diets go, but here's one that will never go out of style . . .

Posted 12/21/2001

Professional wrestling increases attendance by feeding losers to the alligators . . .

Posted 12/21/2001

Having trouble opening a child-proof cap? Give it to a little child . . .

Posted 12/21/2001

Pantyhose don't commit crimes; criminals do. Even so . . .

Posted 12/21/2001

New articles will be added on a weekly basis in order to lure you back . . .

So, what is this site all about?

ONLY IN AMERICA contains droll "reports" on some of our more unusual human activities. Sometimes frivolous, often bizarre, but never quite so improbable as they first appear, these views of life on planet Earth are always entertaining.


Only in America . . . does every idea spawn a thousand different interpretations.

Only in America . . . is the line between the mainstream and the lunatic fringe so fuzzy.

Only in America . . . are you taken seriously whether you are playing with a full deck or not.

. . . only in America.

Any relationship between the characters and organizations described on this site and those out tromping around the real world shouldn't surprise anyone . . .



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Copyright © 2001 by Frank G. Van Atta